Today we have a kid from Henry's class over. This is the kid who's house Henry went to last week where Henry had a terrible time because the kid didn't have any Legos or action figures and he kept trying to get Henry to hide in the closet with him. He's over because we set it up a long time ago. Anyway, the little boy is perfectly nice and polite, but he only wants to play with the girls' dollhouses and Barbies, and Henry set out all his coolest toys this morning. So, it's been tricky. They were having snack a few minutes ago, and Henry was telling the kid about how he (Henry) barfs a lot. The kid said, "Barfing is gross. I wouldn't want to be you."

Henry replied, "Well, if I were you, I'd want to be me."

It's going to be a long day.