So we're in Macy's, and we've gone through a few departments. The girls were giggling and having a blast with each other, but I wasn't really paying attention to what they were doing. They weren't knocking things over or hiding under the clothes, and they were in the corner of my eye, but apparently I'm a neglectful mother, because an elderly woman pointed out what my lovely spawn had been doing while I shopped ->

Oh, yes, and not just pulling the pants off this mannequin, but as I looked around, they had pulled the pants off of nine others in Macy's. Because they're my kids. And because I forgot to say, before we went into the store, "Girls, you are not allowed to pull the pants off of mannequins when we're in the store today." Stupid me!