- If you wash all the bedding, including comfortors, pillows, and mattress pads, a minimum of two kids will wake up sick in the night.
- If you are on the first day of Spring Break, and you have all sorts of fun things planned, a minimum of two kids will wake up sick in the night.
- If your eleven year-old unloads the dishwasher, you won't realize that he misplaced the coffee maker lid (which you MUST have for the machine to work) until 5am, when you absolutely can't even think where to look. Aha! You say, but this lady has four coffee makers! I'm out of pods for my single serve machine, I packed up the espresso maker weeks ago, and the french press is dumb.
- Google sent someone to this site yesterday when they were searching for the phrase "using first pee of the morning to whiten teeth".
- The french press is dumb AND messy.
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Things I know right now
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I have to say you do get some interesting hits on your blog from weird stuff people Google. I don't even want to know why someone would want to whiten their teeth that way. Use chemicals like God intended! Cheers, Donna
ReplyDeleteThat right there is why I never clean the coffee pot. And why we have the spare pot from the sad dead Mr Coffee real handy.
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