What's the best way to celebrate your third canine birthday?
- Chase deer out of your front yard.
- Go to the most awesome off leash dog beach in the world with your mistress and her PMS hair and all those kids who drop yummy stuff on the floor.
3. Chase dogs and sniff their delectable poopy butts.
4. Hang with the boy who let's you sleep nose to nose with him on his pillow.
5. Take an impromptu ferry ride to pick up the boy's buddy and get lots of admiration from fellow travelers. Looking Feroche! of course.
6. Home again, home again. Jiggedy jig, to eat a birthday cheeseburger.
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