Mitch was cleaning gutters yesterday, and while he was up there, he thought he might as well attach the little Christmas light holders, and since he was already on the roof, he might as well hang the lights, BUT WE WOULD NOT BE TURNING THEM ON UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING, DAMMIT. Of course, the lights were in the very last box he got out, so the kids started hauling all sorts of decorations out. Do I really need to finish this story? Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like, well, you know.