A 'Charlie Brown Christmas' was on last night. Mitch made the comment that he's like Charlie Brown, and I'm exactly like Lucy Van Pelt. Huh? Wha? I'm guessing he identifies with Charlie Brown because he sees himself as long-suffering, or maybe because they have matching hair patterns. Whatever. I don't see myself as a Lucy at all, though. He says it's because I email him links to the exact items I want as gifts and because I'm generous with unsolicited advice (See! Right there is a flaw in his logic. Lucy charges 5 cents). Who does he think he is? Lucy is a bitch. What a blockhead.