Friday, February 08, 2008

Headed for the slammer

After swimming lessons last night, I was complaining loudly about a mom in the girls' locker room who was being really mean to her girls. I thought about calling Child Protective Services.

Mitch: "There's nothing you can do about someone being mean to their kids, what's CPS going to do? You don't even know who they are."

Kate: "It's illegal to verbally and emotionally abuse your kids!"

Jack: "If that's true, then I'm gonna call the cops on you guys. I've got tons of emotional scars from your parenting."

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Nice parenting, Kate.

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  2. Anonymous10:20 AM

    Does he not remember that we could've gotten ourselves arrested during the 3rd grade Year of the Bitch by harrassing that nasty-assed excuse of a teacher? Hunter's *still* scared to tell me when someone pisses him off... Just remind Jack that he could have been born the spawn of Mrs. Palmer...

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