We spent the rest of the weekend forcing our free slave labor to work, work, work. Olivia and Jack have turned out to be excellent manual laborors. Grace and Henry? Not so much.
Riding in the trailer with the logs. Because around here, we're real safe with our free labor. I figure if we lose one of 'em on the road, I'll just grab another kid off the pile.
Trying out their new swimsuits. They work! Last night we let Jack babysit for a few hours for the first time. For pay, of course, because he bought a video game and the thought of parting with all that money set his eye twitching. He begged and begged, and you know, twist our arms to hit the local pub? He did a great job by all accounts (no one brushed their teeth, but no one got their teeth knocked out either, so I figure we were ahead of the game). Here is how the girls were when we got home:
We spent the rest of the weekend forcing our free slave labor to work, work, work. Olivia and Jack have turned out to be excellent manual laborors. Grace and Henry? Not so much.
Riding in the trailer with the logs. Because around here, we're real safe with our free labor. I figure if we lose one of 'em on the road, I'll just grab another kid off the pile.
Trying out their new swimsuits. They work! Last night we let Jack babysit for a few hours for the first time. For pay, of course, because he bought a video game and the thought of parting with all that money set his eye twitching. He begged and begged, and you know, twist our arms to hit the local pub? He did a great job by all accounts (no one brushed their teeth, but no one got their teeth knocked out either, so I figure we were ahead of the game). Here is how the girls were when we got home:
You slave drivers!
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