The kids and I went to a Halloween party today at Henry's friend Abby's in Shoreline while Mitch helped his mom move. Jack went to a Haunted House with Hunter ( but he assured me he packed an extra pair of underwear in case it got too scary). Henry looked adorable in his Jack Sparrow costume and no teeth. He even had me paint some chest hair on him. He was very excited to see apple bobbing at the party, and was the first to try it. Just scroll down a bit to refresh your memory, and think about Henry trying to bob for apples. After many, many attempts, he admitted defeat, saying "man, I suck at this." Then, he stood by watching the other kids doing it, and saying stuff like, "Thelonious, you're going to get sooo sick from all those disgusting germs in there that you're going to be in bed for a week." And, "Abby, I saw some kid hurl a big snotty goober in there where you just put your mouth."

He may not know how to party, but he knows how to party poop!