So, the kids only lasted until 10:30 in their pjs, then they wanted to do something fun. Day one of vacation and already bored is not a good sign. We all got dressed and put our sunblock to protect ourselves from the harsh Pacific Northwest, um, cloud cover, and hit the trail at Ebey's Bluff (or, as Grace calls it, "Ebey's Bluffalo"). Olivia was delighted to find a porta potty at the trailhead. She loves using them. It's so disgusting. Grace took one look inside and said, "even if I had to pee really, really, really bad, I would rather go in my pants than pee in there. Besides, mommy always has extra clothes." Henry said, "Well, it's really too bad you aren't a boy!" and at that, he turned and shot a perfect yellow arc off the bluff toward Admiralty Inlet. What nice children I have.