Who can spot the fruit of my loins?

One reason I love Coupeville:

I signed H up for basketball 2 days ago. In Shoreline, you have to sign kids up for sports like a year in advance and fill out all kinds of liability forms, medical release forms, copies of birth certificate, proof that your kid doesn't have some kind of debilitating disease, etc. The coach he'd been assigned to called me the next day and simply asked for my email address so I could have the game schedule.

"What about all the forms?" I said.

"Oh, I think we need your address and phone number. We'll get it later. We're just here to have some fun."

So I am stressing out during the first half of the game because I haven't filled out any paperwork, sent in a fee, etc. Then the coach's wife came over and stressed the importance of the snack sign-up and I felt much better.

"Does it have to be whole grain sugar-free and nut-free with no high-fructose corn syrup?"

"Well, we brought the snack today and it's rice crispy treats and juice boxes."

I freaking love it here! But will I fit in?