Electra

"Olivia, thank you for making me this beautiful beaded necklace!"

"Well, I gave it to you because Daddy doesn't wear necklaces."

The next day, I notice Mitch wearing my necklace. "Yeah, Olivia said she made it for me at school."

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"Olivia, are you my girl?"

"Well, sure, but I'm really Daddy's girl."

And if she catches me being cozy with her Daddy, her head explodes.