I've been pretty tired and feeling guilty about not cleaning much, but I found a way to gain a real sense of accomplishment. I cleaned and organized an entire house in just 45 minutes, while spending quality time with the kids instead of Access Hollywood. Here are some sample rooms. I can assure you there are no hard-water stains in that toilet, baby. Please take a moment to note a healthful but hearty stew, gently simmering on the stove, and just out of sight is the lady of the house, hair perfectly coiffed, wearing a neat skirt, heels, perfume, and no finger paint on her freshly ironed blouse. A pleasing aroma of spiced apples fills the air.

While I worked on the "house" Henry led the girls in some kind of toothpick and scotch tape craft. I think they were making ladders for the doll houses. I can't begin to describe what my kitchen looked like when they were done, and my camera battery is depleted. As is my tape. As are my toothpicks.