Stuff and things.

• Olivia cut her hair. Now she has bangs. Real purty ones. My fault, I guess, because I forbade her from cutting the dog's hair ever again.
• Mitch is going to be late tonight. My car, which he drove to work, has a flat tire. It's pouring rain and he's parked in the mud, and we have AAA, but AAA is for pussies, so he's going to change the tire in the muddy rain.
• Henry got hit by an errant baseball and had to have his orthodontia reworked.
• After we painted and decorated our tv room, the kids have decided it's more fun to watch television in Jack's stinky, messy room on a 19" screen.
• Henry closed his bedroom door in order to keep the dog from eating his action figures. Unfortunately, the dog was under his bed when he did it. Nine hours later, we discovered said dog and a floor full of action figure body parts.