"You know kids, I've been watching the news, and even Santa is having a hard time locating enough Wii systems for all the kids that want them for Christmas. You may want to have a backup wish, in case he can't bring one for you."

Jack: "I'd love a telescope."

Olivia: "Baby Born Look I can Swim Doll!"

Grace: "What's a Wii system?"

Henry: "I just want Anthony." (his cousin)

And me, I guess I want a dumb stupid refrigerator. I don't know what Mitch wants, but he's getting a dumb stupid refrigerator, too.