The girls had the tooth fairy come to their preschool today. She was full-on fairy-fied, too. Huge pink, glittery gossamer gown with layers and layers of ruffles and rhinestones, crown, wand, little purse full of fairy dust. She was there to talk about dental hygeine.

Kid 1: "I have a loose tooth!"

Kid 2: "My brother lost 6 teeth already!"

G: "Where did you get your gown?"

Kid 3: "My mom had a cavity."

G: "Where did you get your shoes?"

Kid 4: "I brush my teeth every day by myself."

G: "Where did you get your tiara?"

Kid 2 again: "My brother got 2 dollars from you!"

G: "Do they make those dresses for 3-year old girls?"